All those essential possessions. MOSTLY JUNK!

Oooooh that's better. Empty (almost) space. Pregnant with possibilities. Three bunk rooms (small double and single above in each), a double room, bathroom (with ebay bath), loo and lots of storage. The workshop stays at the other end for the moment, but now gets squeezed into a corner with the engine. Think boat instead of house and it's enormous.

The stack in the middle (next to the rowing machine - don't ask) is maple tongue and groove flooring reclaimed from a gym in Nottingham, complete with court markings.

Spot the mackerel.